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Saturday: The Big Outing
Matt foolishly assumed that twenty-six grown men would be able to have breakfast and board a bus by 9.00am. He forgot that many had been up all night and that it takes a queen at least two hours to decide which pair of shoes to wear. Excited FODS had an early rise in anticipation of a Full Scottish. Arms, faces and elbows were moisturised in preparation for the cold cruel northerly wind and rain.
On the coach, Dickon took off his dancing shoes and curled up on the back seat to catch up on sleep. |
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When all of the latecomers had boarded the gay-bus, it departed but not before one of last night's conquests did a "walk of shame" past the bus: he looked so embarrassed.
The FODS were dazzled by Dame Game's spectacular attire: she was a vision in pink, with painted pink nails accessorised with a Moody Cow shoulder bag and purse. Whether she'd had advice from Queer Eye for the Gay Guy or perhaps Tranny and Suzanna, is a mystery but she looked impressive.
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